Holy crap you guys, I just struck radio gold.

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So apparently, the "cool" new way hilljacks are getting high, is by snorting, injecting or smoking bath salts...BATH SALTS! (btw DO NOT try this kids, go listen to an Anthrax album and quit being dumb)

The handsome fellow you see here, a 19 year old in West Virginia, got high on bath salts, put on his hottest women's lingerie, and goatnapped the neighbor's pet.  My favorite quote from the Associated Press article is "the goat, a male named Baily, had at least one stab wound".  Not because I'm into animal cruelty, but because they stated the goats sex, as if it were important to the story.

Anyway, the cops show up, this guy is in his bedroom high off his ass, wearing a bra and stabbing a goat.  Makes the f**cked up people you know seem kinda normal now, huh?

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