You gotta' wonder if this guy shoved a 2 foot long python down the front of his pants because he just really wanted the snake, or because he wanted to trade it for drugs, or maybe he just gets off on the feeling of huge snakes against his crotch.

Whatever the answer, the man was caught on surveillance video at A to Z Pets in Portland, Oregon shoving the massive snake down his jeans and leaving without paying. The owner says the pet is worth about $200 and that he knows who the man is, yet police have yet to pick him up for the crime.

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