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Edible Chocolate Anus, Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift

How would you like a pure silver anus? How about a glass anus? Who can resist plunging their tongue into a pure Belgian chocolate anus?

Described as “the anus that made Britain Great,” the edible chocolate anus is real, and has actually been around for a decade. How are we just NOW discovering these delectable treats?

Does your man love chocolate AND anilingus? And really, who doesn’t? Well this is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for you!

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Edible Anus also offers glass and pure silver anuses for the b-hole connoisseur in your life. Imagine how classy a glass bumhole will look on your night stand. Your friends, neighbors and lovers will truly realize what a unique individual and lover of anal you are, when they see a pure silver poop chute on your mantle.

Get your orders in now for Valentine’s Day delivery, and be sure to ‘like’ Edible Anus on Facebook. Your mom will be very impressed and filled with joy when your name pops up on her screen to inform her that you like Edible Anus!

And at the end of the day, can’t we all agree that chocolate or no chocolate, all anuses are, in fact, edible. Happy Valentine’s Day my friends.

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