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Elderly Yoga Enthusiast Busted For Publicly Pleasuring Himself in National Park

The Smoking Gun reports that a 68 year old man is facing a federal obscenity charge after he was spotted masturbating on the Mount Vernon Trail in northern Virginia.

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Apparently the man, identified as Bill Kachle, gets the urge to touch dead animals after ejaculation because when he finished, he picked up a dead animal and threw it at a passing car.

And that wasn’t the end of it. Two chicks who witnessed the jerking were on the running trail at the park when Bill returned after tossing the dead animal, pointed at them and began tossing himself again. The ladies tracked down a park police officer who says that Bill was doing yoga when he found him.

Old Masturbating Yoga Dead Animal Tossing Dude was arrested on the misdemeanor “disorderly conduct/obscene acts” count. Fun story for the grand kids.

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