Free Beer & Hot Wings: Our Co-Worker’s ‘Penis Ears’
Ned had gauges in his ears back in the day, which is when you pierce your ears and then slowly increase the hole size. After a while, your ears have massive holes in them.
A few years ago, Ned decided to ditch the gauges. However, it wasn’t really that simple because he was left with massive holes in his ears.
After going to a dermatologist and having many procedures done, Ned’s ears now look like penises.
The official condition is called a keloid scar. We prefer “penis ears.”