Free Beer & Hot Wings: This Guy Claims to Have Had Sex with 700 Cars [Video]

Well, here's a weirdo for you. It's a man who likes to make love to cars.

But don't worry, he's not about penetration, he's more about hugging the cars, holding them close to his body and talking to them.

This guy from Yelm, Wash., Edward Smith, once had a '69 Volkswagen named Victoria, but as soon as he saw a '74 white Volkswagen Beetle, he found the new love of his life, Vanilla, according to Gawker.

In this video, you get to see him take care of his car in a way that's most likely WAY more sensual than the way you take care of yours.

He not only makes love to his precious Vanilla, but he also makes love to his other cars. But don't worry. Vanilla is very forgiving of this.

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings