Yours truly just recently became a homeowner, and one of the first things that was brought up after getting keys was "can we raise chickens?" Oh HELL NO! Have you even truly looked into the eyes of a chicken? They are crazy a-holes and would probably kill you and your entire family in their sleep. A video has been making it's way around the internet, showing a little boy hugging a chicken. As most Americans think this is adorable, I am waiting for the chicken to peck his eye balls out. Watch the following video and tell me the bird doesn't look like a homicidal lunatic.

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