Last week, our tall friend Aaron, stood outside the local premiere of "50 Shades of Grey." He found another guy standing outside with him, holding a sign saying "It's okay ladies, I'm single too." Unfortunately his desperate attempt at a date came up empty. Meanwhile, in another part of the country, a man stood outside a theater asking movie goers what we REALLY want to know. "How many times did you masturbate during the movie?"

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