OKAY! For the record, this is NOT news from the Bitterroot. An Ohio man has recently been arrested for having sex with an inflatable pool raft. The sad part is, this is not the first time this has happened.

According to the Smoking Gun

JULY 10--For the second time in two years, an Ohio man has been charged with public indecency for allegedly “having sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” police report.

Edwin Tobergta, 34, was indicted today in connection with last month’s incident, which reportedly occurred outside his home in Hamilton, a southwestern Ohio city.

 

Tobergta is being charged with a felony and slapped with a $25,000 fine.