Here's an entry for mother of the year. If you're a fan of Chappelle's show you remember what happens when people stop being polite, keep it real, and the realness of keepin it goes totally wrong. If you don't recall, it looks like this:

Now, fast forward to a recent altercation on a Hartford, Conn. bus. Language in the video is 1000% not safe for work (unless you work at a radio station . . . I talk to sales reps like this all day, but throw Cabbage Patch Kids instead of babies, as I have no children of my own. In other words I toss all my kids into socks. I'm saying too much . . .)