Hilarious Notes: Hungover Dude Leaves Note For Pizza Guy, Parents Leave Note For Masturbating Son

You know that hangover where you're too sick to sleep and too sick to get up? The one that makes you swear off booze for life and you wish for death. The one where you wake up and wonder why the mattress is soaked.

A man recently had that kind of a special hangover and needed some salty food in his life, you know how it is. So he ordered a pizza but knew he wouldn't be able to drag his ass to the door so he left a note and cash for the delivery person. The best part is, "drop the pie and walk away like nothing happened." Awesome.

In other hilarious notes news, parents of a 13-year-old boy left a note in his bathroom with instructions to stop masturbating on the towels. They even threaten him with Justin Bieber & My Little Pony decor if he doesn't knock it off. So gotdamn funny!!