How to Catch a Fish Using Your Penis [VIDEO]

Earlier this week I was discussing with a fishing buddy about a mysterious fish caught in the Missouri River. It was a strange combination of carp and sucker, but it was a giant. The first thing that came to mind, when I saw the photo, was "I sure as hell am not ever going skinny dipping in the Missouri River." It would suck, literally, to have one of those weird critters "latch on"... If you know what I mean? If you ever find yourself in a survival situation, and no fishing pole, use the one god gave you. See a hilarious video of a guy catching fish using only his "man meat."