A Reddit user recently asked for descriptions of each of the United States if they were patrons in a bar. What would each state be doing and drinking?

Tickld.com gathered the results and the description of Montana couldn't be more perfect. Although each state was supposed to be described as one bar patron, we're so awesome that we get to be two people.

Montana has to be two different people. Eastern Montana is a cowboy drinking Budweiser and gets into a fight with Wyoming over sheep vs. cattle, but this happens every week and they make up afterwards. Western Montana, on the other hand, is a hipster/hippie throwback with dreadlocks who drinks craft beer or PBR and absolutely reeks of marijuana.

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