Kiss Me I’m S#!tfaced – Fan Video [CONTEST]
Let us ask you a few simple questions. Do you like the Dropkick Murphys? Do you enjoy drinking booze? How are your singing skills? We ask you these questions because we have what could be the easiest way to win concert tickets. All we ask is that you are at least 21 years old and can read. If you would like to win tickets to the upcoming Dropkick Murphys concert September 24th at the Adams Center, all you need to do to be entered is film yourself singing your rendition of the Dropkick Murphy's "Kiss Me I'm S#!tfaced."
Here's what we need from you:
- Below you will find the lyrics to the DKM song "Kiss me I'm S#!tfaced"
- Record a video of you or a friend singing a portion of the song
- All entries must sing the "chorus" twice.
- Email you submission to email@example.com (include your name and phone number with your submission)
- Singing while inebriated is optional (must be 21 years old to enter)
- Deadline to submit your entry is 11:59pm Sunday 9/14
- By submitting your entry you agree to let us use your image in an upcoming music video.
- Random winner of one pair (2 tickets) of DKM tickets will be chosen on 9/15
Have FUN, Be safe and let's get creative with this. Here are the lyrics.
"Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced"
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home