A local man has taken to Craigslist in search of a beer drinking, foul mouthed clown to follow him around on Valentine's Day.

The ad doesn't specify if the 28-year-old is celebrating a birthday, Valentine's Day, or both. But it sounds like he's looking for a Pooter The Clown knock off. It's $50 for 2 hours if you're interested in free drinks and possibly getting some sweet V-day tail from a horny downtown hottie who's hot for drunk clowns.