Missoulian in Search of Pirates

A Missoula resident, who we can only assume has a peg leg, is in search of pirates to fill their very fancy pirate ship.

As posted in Missoula>Gigs>Crew Gigs on Craigslist:

I need me a crew of seaworthy people to sail the seven seas of zootown. Booty and rum be yer payment. Duties include, mopping me poop deck, finding me outrageous feathers for me hat, and also shivering me timbers and waxing me metal hooked hand..if yar know what me mean.
*Must have previous experience as a professional pirate and know how to sail me ship*

Oh Missoula.