So this chick, Lisa Woodman of Worcester, West Midlands, has been banned from every club in her hometown for dressing too slutty.  I didn't know you could dress too slutty.One club has banned Lisa and her sister from coming in with the owner saying  she is "too old to wear skimpy outfits".  OK, I get that upscale clubs expect more out of their patrons and nobody wants to see some old nasty washed up grandma with her twins out at the club.  However, this girl is only 28 and is a size 6 with 36 double D's.  These club owners are saying she's been banned for being "too old", but after you see her photos I think you will agree that age isn't the problem at all here.  Lisa's problem could easily be solved with a pillow case or anything to cover her noggin really.  It's pretty obvious poor Lisa has been banned from partying for being....a butterface.  Check it.

 

 

 

 

 

And for the actual MILFs in violation...