The holidays are all about spreading cheer and good will. With the invention of social media, it makes it all the more easy to do just that. Check out my top 5 favorite Facebook status updates.

  • 5

    If there is one lesson you learn from the story of Christmas, it is that no one is safe from getting pregnant.

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  • 4

    "Raping" presents is dangerous because of the odds of getting paper cuts.

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  • 3

    I'm sure it makes Hell a little brighter every time a kid has a typo. The devil probably feels left out this time of year.

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  • 2

    GET IT!!! The Amish don't use electricity. It is kind of like the "polar bear blinking in a blizzard" gag.

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  • 1

    And a partridge in a pear tree.....

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