New Mexico Man Witnesses “Malicious Fecal Distributor”
First off, I would just like to say that “Malicious Fecal Distribution” is an amazing band name. A New Mexico man has a serial pooper, deficating on his house. When he reviewed his security tapes, he discovered a woman jogging by his home and stopping occasionally to “drop a deuce.”
According to KOAT in Albuquerque
The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he’s captured the event on a security camera.