First off, I would just like to say that "Malicious Fecal Distribution" is an amazing band name. A New Mexico man has a serial pooper, deficating on his house. When he reviewed his security tapes, he discovered a woman jogging by his home and stopping occasionally to "drop a deuce."

According to KOAT in Albuquerque

The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he's captured the event on a security camera.

"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won't take the complaint seriously.