Sorry I haven't been on-air the past few days. I've been in Orlando. Maybe I'm in rehab. Maybe I've spent three days in a three way with Minnie Mouse and Snow White (don't tell Micky or Prince Charming). Only my travel agent/shrink knows for sure. Anyhoo, I'll be back on Thursday . . . probably spending the next nine months wondering if Snow White lied about her a) inability to have children, and b) STD-free status.

Here's some dumb stuff to tide you over: This story involves crushed cars from Canada. This is a song about cars.

http://youtu.be/NPLBxuTdfIA

I'm sitting in the Orlando airport because my flight got cancelled, so in a way I kind of wish I'd drove my car. The word for today is cars. We'll chat Thursday.