Ozzy Wants You To Get Your Butt Checked
If you are between the ages of 40 and 79. Ozzy wants to help you get a free colonoscopy. If you want to win cash and a free trip to New York City, click here. You have until March 31st. to enter.
According to cbscares.com. Here is what you can expect:
On arriving in New York:
For the first two days, use the cash part of the prize to pamper your colon at New York’s finest restaurants and/or take in some sites. One of those sites will be the doctor’s office for an exam!
The afternoon and evening before the colonoscopy:
At approximately 15h00, you will start drinking a laxative. No big deal, but if you’re thinking of doing the walking tour of the city during this phase – FUGGEDABOUTIT! (a New York expression best learned here than in response to your frantic request of a doorman or restaurant manager to use the facilities).
The day of the colonoscopy:
Watch the sun rise and bring to life the foliage in Central Park…or just sleep in. An hour before your colonoscopy, a Town Car will be waiting downstairs to take you to NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital.
As the colonoscopy begins, you will be given a drug that will make you feel like you’re at an early 70’s Black Sabbath concert – but without the music. If the doctor starts to look like Ozzy, please report the side effect to him or the Prince of Darkness – whomever you see first.
And before you know it, your eyes will flutter open and the colonoscopy will be over – and you’ll have entered the pages of tourism history!
For the rest, please read the rules* for the sweepstakes carefully and consult with your physician before entering. You must be between the ages of 40-79 to enter the sweepstakes. You will need to answer the true or false questions to qualify for entry – but don’t worry if you get any wrong, because you’ll be part of the sweepstakes draw anyway!
We wish you good health, and best of luck with your entry!
The CBS Cares Team