12/15/2011 It has been cracking me up for the last few weeks. Everyday I show up to the Blaze Studio and someone is talking about "How much they love my meat". I got to say, I'm flattered. Not everyone can say that their meat is that popular
Tool will be hitting the road next month for their first shows since 2010. 11 dates have been announced so far, starting January 14th in Reno, Nevada and wrapping up February 8th in Duluth, Georgia. There's no word whether Tool will be tacking on any more dates, but frontman Maynard James Keenan is hitting the road with his side ba
12/14/2011 Sometimes we take this beautiful state for granted. Montana is literally the "Last Best Place". We know what "it is" to be American. It is about community. It is about helping one another. It is about family
Harvesting your own naturally grown Christmas tree is the perfect holiday adventure, and far better than purchasing one - real or fake.
As far as Jorge Santini, the major of San Juan, Puerto Rico is concerned, nothing says Christmas like one animal crushing the windpipe of another. Wait, what???
The mayor and his family posed for an incredibly macabre Christmas photo this year, which shows a taxidermied leopard going to town on the jugular of an unfortunate antelope. Thank you, Santini family. You’ve just given us Christmas nightmares. Check it out after the jump.
So you’ve managed to find a girl that allows you to play WoW during the week and wear your Darth Vader mask in bed. Awesome!
You’ve spent the last two months agonizing over what to get your woman for Christmas, and now you’re ready for the big day. Good work. But, if you’re spending the holiday with her family, have you thought of what you’ll get them?
In what can be described as a seasonal “crime of fashion,” five female students at Monmouth College in Illinois were arrested after stealing statues of Mary, Joseph, the Baby Jesus and several stable animals from a nativity scene in their town’s square and dumping them on the lawn of their college’s president. It’s a Christmas miracle — that they didn’t get expelled.
People have long debated whether it’s better to give or receive during the holidays. That debate can now be laid to rest as one Chicago gentleman’s club has decided that their clientele should give and receive.
Thanks to everybody who submitted a "Bat Country Christmas" story, you guys cracked us the eff UP!! Mostly "self pleasure" type stuff...as expected. Congrats to Scott Stoll, he won with this rad little ditty which included all of the required words, which were:
Bat Country
Wizard
Mermaid
American Tragedy
Schecter Guitar
Holiday Sweater
"Twas the night before my Bat Country Christmas when all through the joint,nothing was stirring, there wasn't much point. Then the Blaze gave notice of a
