Pam Anderson Vows ‘No More Sex’

Pamela Anderson is swearing off men… until she’s done with this season on ABC’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’.

The former ‘Baywatch’ actress will return to the television dance competition as part of an All-Star edition cast. Anderson, who appeared on the show in 2010, will face-off against past winners and other hotties like ‘General Hospital’ star Kelly Monaco and former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader/’The Bachelor’ contestant Melissa Rycroft. The show premieres Sept. 24 on ABC.

Unlike her previous stint on the show — where she was booted off for a 6th place finish— she plans to ”rehearse a lot more and try to stay out of trouble because I’m a self-sabotager,” according to an interview with People. Other than getting her two “technically savvy” sons to help her shill for votes online (via Facebook, Twitter and other social media), she’s also going to attempt to withhold from sexual or other fraternizing activity.

“I’ve sworn off men until November.”

In related news, the CDC announced they expect Hepatitis C transfers to be on the decline, then rise sharply, around November.