Paralyzed Man Wakes Up To His Dog Munching on His Sack

Is it coincidence that there is a ton of news about testicles, on the same day of the kick off to the 31st annual Testicle Festival? An Arkansas man recently woke up to his own dog chewing on his testicles.

Talk about a nightmare. The man is paralyzed from the waist down and woke up to a burning pain.

According to KAIT8

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog”  had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

 

The dog was apparently a stray the man had taken in just weeks earlier. He wasn't even sure if the dog had been vaccinated.