Pregnancy Tests Offered at Bars

Condom machines in bar bathroom vending machines, check. Toys to go with your condom in bar bathroom vending machines, check. Pregnancy test in bar bathroom vending machines, CHECK.

Sadly, there is such a severe fetal alcohol syndrome problem in Alaska, that the state has started placing pregnancy test vending machines in bar bathrooms. According to the state, the tests are very affordable, around $1.50 to $2, in hopes that Alaskan women will find out if they are pregnant before a night of binge drinking.

Nuthin' like runnin' into a chick with a pregnancy stick, sipping a BV on ice while waiting for her results in the bar bathroom.