“Rear Gear” For People Tired of Looking at Your Pet’s Butthole

My household is currently in the process of welcoming my elderly boxer back into our home. Apartment living was too much to handle with an 80lb boxer, so he has been living with his grandparents for the last few years. In preparation of moving into a more "big dog friendly" home, we have also been mentally preparing our selves for the excessive farting and having to look at his butt hole every day. Thankfully their is a new product that can help disguise your dogs "brown eye."

According to the Daily Dot

[Rear Gear] sells accessories for your cat or dog, but not the usual doggy jackets or cute miniature hats. No: Rear Gear specializes in butt covers. Its charming tagline is "No more Mr. Brown Eye." 

Just hang this bad boy on your pet's tail and you can totally pretend that it's not a living, pooping animal.