Ruin an Enemy’s Day for Under 10 Bucks – Send Glitter

Have you ever received a card from some a**hole that contained a bunch of confetti, shaped like birthday cakes or whatever, and it spills out on to your living room floor and you end up finding those little bastards everywhere for years to come? Wouldn't you love to bring this kind of unacceptable hell to somebody you really hate?

Thanks to a service by Ship Your Enemies Glitter, now you can. Imagine your arch nemesis finding a gift in their mailbox, opening it up and glitter explodes everywhere. Now they look like Lady Gaga and are left to explain that they actually did not have lunch at The Fox Club.

What's more, is now your enemy's carpet, in home or in car, is now permanently glittered. Because I promise you, you ain't gettin' that sh*t out no matter how much you clean. That's what they get for pissing you off.

This glorious service is only $9.99 and I love the description on the Ship Your Enemies Glitter website:

 

 

Alright, so by now you've decided that someone is going to be on the receiving end of a surprise glitter mess. All you have to do to send them said mess is to fill out the form on the right & hit the Buy Now button.

 

You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter? After we receive the payment & spend the profit on cheap booze we'll get shit ready & have the mail sent to the person you hate.