I’m not completely against Valentine’s Day. I am happy that all the couples have a designated day to celebrate having to deal with each other, but along with some of you, I will be celebrating Singles Awareness Day.
Whether you are taking part in V.D. (hehehe) or S.A.D (holy crap, I never realized the acronym!) everyone has a crappy V.D. story to tell… Everything from “Caught him/her cheating on V-day” to “Didn’t realize dinner gave me gas until we were opening all the windows in the bedroom… total mood killer.” Whatever your story is; sad, sappy, funny, I want to hear it!
I’ll even put my dignity on the line and start you out with my V-day story (So hoping my mom doesn’t read my posts!)…
On a Valentine’s Day, long, long ago… My boyfriend at the time (for times’ sake, let’s call him T) and I went out for and amazing dinner to celebrate our first Valentine’s. I called my roommate to ask her if she was going to be home later. She said she had a date. To me this meant free sailin’ for T and me to go back to my place to continue our night. After some heavy petting and loss of clothes, I was convinced that we should listen to Orgy’s Candy Ass CD, but had left my CD player in the kitchen. I searched for the CD and T went to retrieve the player. Instead of grabbing the portable one I left in the kitchen, T unhooked my stereo system in the living room. My roommate opened the door accompanied by her date to find me wrapped in a sheet laughing at T for grabbing the wrong player, and a naked T holding the boom box in front of him to shield his unmentionables from sight. They didn’t stay for long….
I can’t wait to hear what your stories are! Please email your stories to firstname.lastname@example.org
. I will be re-posting the best ones on Valentine’s Day.