Move over Martha Stewart, Kmart has a new lease on life with the "Ship My Pants" commercial. Every once in awhile, a group of marketing geniuses will have an idea for a commercial that is so funny you can't help but find the urge to buy the product. Let's just say that even with Kmart recently closing in Missoula, I will be shipping my pants all over the place.

If you are reading this, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! Now, while holding your tongue, repeat after me "My daddy works at the shipyard and brings home apples every day."


Kmart is using the close resemblance in pronunciation of some words to push their free shipping offer.

See the "Ship My Pants" Commercial