Send a Bag of Dicks to People You Hate

You know that good 'ol fashioned phrase 'eat a bag of dicks?' Well now you can invite people you hate to do just that thanks to the helpful folks at Dicks By Mail.

They will anonymously send a bag of penis shaped gummies to the enemy of your choice for only $15. Of course it comes with a message inviting them to eat a bag of dicks as well.

Also available, just in time for the holidays, is their Apple Pie candle. It starts off with a delicious apple pie smell, but slowly becomes a dirty fart smell. You gotta' know someone who deserves that.