Sometimes my roommate’s pop music obsession will drive me up the wall, across the ceiling, and down the opposite wall in hopes that I will crash into the floor causing death or at least enough trauma that I won’t be able to hear the stuff spewing out of her radio.  That being said, she got me to watch a Britney Spears video. In my defense, she knew how to get my attention.  To share my experience but save you the pain of “waiting for it to happen,” I've skipped ahead in the video. Now, turn off your volume, and pay attention to the chick in the blue and green striped shorts to the left of Spears.

Yup! You saw that right… Itchy crotch …In a music video… On YouTube … for-ev-er…