Stuff We Want: Freedom Flask [VIDEO]

Our news hound Jon King busted in the Blaze studio this morning with a huge smile on his face. He was happy that he just ordered his Freedom Flask. "What's a Freedom Flask?" I asked. He just smiled and pulled up the following demonstration video.

It didn't take long for me to think of the countless places I would take this glorious invention. Of course it may take a while for me to get comfortable with drinking anything that came out of my pants. But either way, this product screams 'Murica!

According to the official website, their story is:

As college students on the five year plan, our weekends during the fall semester were spent attending both home and away football games and tailgating our asses off. After years of diligence, it became clear there had to be a better way to sneak our beverages of choice into football games and other social events. Trust us, we’ve tried everything else on the market. Many of the older and more traditional methods have obvious flaws. There are too many to list, but here are a few of the more common ones:

Zip-lock bags – They leak. Doesn’t matter if you double or even triple bag them, at some point they still leak.

“Airplane” mini bottles – Each bottle provides such a small benefit. If you want to try to smuggle a dozen bottles of alcohol in your pants, go for it.

Flask taped to your leg – We prefer our booze without a free leg-waxing.

The “pint-bottle-in-the-bottom-of-your-date’s-purse” trick – More often than not these days, bags are inspected by security. This should be renamed the “get-a-security-guard-drunk-for-free” trick.

Now, my only dilemma is trying to figure out how many of these I need to order, as my Christmas shopping could damn near be done.