The clear way to really see the million billion dollar Super Bowl commercials is before or after the actual game. Unless of course, you prefer to watch alone, quietly, in your underpants.

Although we might catch a glimpse of the TV while getting another drink, filling up our plates or loudly expressing our drunk opinions about the state of the game, most of us never actually hear the commercials during the Super Bowl. So here's your pre-game preview.

Not a fan myself, but here is Kim K and her gigantic caboose pimping T-Mobile.

What I was a fan of was a pre-game commercial, featuring a sad puppy falling off of a truck and making his way all the way home only to be given away on Go Daddy, has already been pulled because people are pussies.

That's alright, nothing can beat Go Daddy's 2013 spot anyway.

Here are the rest for XLIX, including the banned Carl's Jr. spot that induced too many boners to air on TV.

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