Super Fat Dude Gets a Lap Dance [WATCH]

Well technically it is an attempted lap dance as this sexy, topless fellow has no lap. Homeboy hasn't seen his lap since grade school. This nice young lady apparently spotted him kickin' it outside of a convenience store and wondered 'why are you single?' Of course she just happened to have her work clothes on, and that's when she proceeded to ram her ass into this man's massive belly button.