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Survey Reveals Americans Like Poop More Than Congress,But Like Miley Cyrus + Honey Boo Boo Less

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America pretty much loathes congress right now, and for good reason, just ask Smokey the Bear.

In fact, there are very few things Americans hate more than congress in the midst of the government shut down.

Here are the results of a survey asking 500 registered voters for their feelings about congress compared to things we typically hate. Like potholes and dog crap. (I swear I tried my best not to blog about or mention poop today, but it has really just been a brown week for America.)

And the survey says!

What do you have a higher opinion of?

Congress: 32%
Witches
: 46%

Congress: 31%
Hemorrhoids
: 53%

Congress: 18%
Jury Duty
: 73%

Congress: 46%
Miley Cyrus
: 31%

Congress: 40%
Dog Poop
: 47%

Congress: 47%
Toenail fungus
: 44%

Congress: 42%
Cockroaches
: 44%

Congress: 20%
My Mother-in-Law
: 64%

Congress: 24%
DMV
: 58%

Congress: 42%
Honey Boo Boo
: 33%

Congress: 36%
Potholes
: 47%

Congress: 37%
Twerking
: 33%

Congress: 37%
Zombies
: 43%

[Public Policy Polling]

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