alaska

This is why my landlord couldn't fix my oven last week.

Can't a bear enjoy a beer? I guess not after watching the following surveillance footage. A bear in Juneau Alaska tried making a stop at the local bar for a drink, but was immediately asked to leave.

"Good Bye seal meat and whale blubber. Hello Diarrhea"

Being from Montana I'm certain you're familiar with the need and desire to get out and explore your surroundings.  Whether it's through hiking, biking, driving, flying...I know you crazy a-holes are always out there in the middle of nowhere just checkin' stuff out.  So you'll understand how this dude got stranded.