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Teacher or Pedophile? [PHOTO]

Aaron "Tallest DJ" Traylor — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:43:12 +0000

It’s incredible how some people just don’t see how insane some of their choices are. Could you imagine driving around with this on your car for a while, thinking you’re so clever, and then somebody breaks it to you: “Uhhh… Jim… about your license plate… just think about it for a second.” Teacher or Pedophile?

Best Animal Video Ever

Joy Larson — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:08:41 +0000

Have you ever noticed how different animals eat? It’s interesting if you think about it. For example, a cow simply plants its face in its food and chews away. How about an alligator? What do you think it’s like when an alligator opens its big jaws and just chomps away? That must make quite a mess. How about a lizard? It slithers along and then suddenly attacks its prey.

Fact — Beards Make Men Handsome

Joy Larson — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:54:46 +0000

Science has done it again. Yes, good old science has proven that men with facial hair benefit from instant handsomeness. If this is true, then the guys from Duck Dynasty must be the sexiest men alive. Not only does facial hair make men more attractive, it also is makes them healthier. A study from the [...]

Five Best Practical Jokes to Play on Your Kids This April Fool's Day

Joy Larson — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 15:51:52 +0000

I love having kids. They are so much fun, and really fun to play tricks on. April Fool’s Day has got to be the most fun day of the year when you have kids. There isn’t much that will put a smile on your face faster, or make laugh longer, than seeing the surprise on your child’s face when they realize they’ve been tricked, and by their parents no less. So, to help all of us parents make this April Fool’s Day great, I’ve compiled a list of practical jokes to play on your kids.

10 Funny and Possibly Cruel April Fool's Day Gags

Joy Larson — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:00:29 +0000

Every year April Fool’s Day sneaks up on me. The day is usually uneventful because I don’t even remember it’s April Fool’s Day until the day is almost over. This year, I am vowing to make a change. I am planning on living April Fool’s Day to the fullest. If you need a little help coming up with some gags and pranks, I’ve compiled a list for you.

Goats Yelling Like Humans

Joy Larson — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 02:02:16 +0000

Most pet owners are positive that their animals understand them. They often treat their pets like a member or the family. I own three dogs and I am no different. When my boys were younger, we got them a puppy and she has grown up with them. She wrestles with them, sleeps with them, follows [...]

Does El Chupacabra Live in the Forests of Montana?

Joy Larson — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:00:07 +0000

Have you ever heard of el chupacabra? It is a mysterious animal that sucks the blood out of livestock and goats. Its name actually means goat sucker. It cannot be confirmed if el chupacabra actually exists, but sightings of the creature have appeared from Mexico and the United States, to Russia and the Philippines. It has been described as a creature the size of a small bear with a row of spines going down its back.

"Brian Fellows" to Tickle Missoula's Funny Bones

Nikki — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 05:49:02 +0000

As soon as I heard that comedian, Tracy Morgan, was making a stop in Missoula on his comedy tour, I was stoked. Tracy is hands down my favorite funny man. I remember being a kid (yeah, I'm a baby) and sitting in front on the tube watching Safari Planet on Saturday Night Live, laughing so hard that I would cry

Christmas Gift Prank Ideas

Nikki — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 03:33:44 +0000

Who said April Fool’s Day is the only time you are allowed to prank your friends and family? Sometimes spending so much time with the family during the holiday season can be overwhelmingly stressful. What better way to lighten the mood then to play a few Christmas present pranks? According to prank-money-jokes.com here are [...]

Guy on a Buffalo

Joy Larson — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:00:57 +0000

Living in Montana we are surrounded by nature and some of the most beautiful wildlife that you can find in North America. Montana also has a rodeo tradition in which people ride some pretty terrifying animals, from bucking broncos, to steer riding and even bull riding. Have you ever heard of anyone riding a buffalo? [...]

Have a Very Merry Missoula White Trash Christmas

Nikki — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 04:04:01 +0000

We all have our annual Christmas family traditions, but this year, maybe you want to spice things up a bit. You may have attended a “white trash party” or a “hillbilly barbeque” in the past, but have you ever celebrated a white trash Christmas? Your family will love creating this silly holiday gathering, and it might replace your old Christmas traditions

Check Out the Parent Rap

Joy Larson — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:35:29 +0000

So, today I was surfing my Facebook page, and two of my friends had posted this video. It is pretty funny, if you’re a parent. It’s partially funny because everything this mom and dad sing about is true. The other reason it’s funny is because it’s two scrawny 30 year old white people rapping. They [...]

Stupid Montana Laws

Joy Larson — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 04:56:36 +0000

You might be suprised at what is illegal in the great state of Montana.

Dude Sings My Little Pony Tune

Angel — Thu, 24 May 2012 13:21:31 +0000

I don’t know what the Hell is going on here but it made me giggle. Of course it’s not so funny now that I have this damn song stuck in my head! Inside this grown man with a mean-looking mustache and stone-faced stare is a My Little Pony-loving little girl. I’m not exactly sure what [...]

Skrillex's 'Bangarang' Reviewed by a Bunch of Cute Little Tykes

Joe Robinson — Wed, 16 May 2012 22:16:46 +0000

Skrillex has certainly won over the Grammy committee, club DJs, the record-buying public and even a few moms with his dance music called dubstep, but what do the kids think of him? And when we say “the kids,” we don’t mean the trend-savvy adolescent youth of America — we mean actual adorable little children.

Evil Birthday Clown, Funny or Cruel? [POLL]

Angel — Mon, 14 May 2012 15:46:04 +0000

Clowns are flippin’ scary. With that said, imagine the terror your children would experience if you hired Dominic Deville, who prides himself on being the “Evil Birthday Clown”. For a fee, the Evil Clown will leave your birthday kid scary notes all week saying they are being watched and will be attacked when they least [...]

SNL: A Hilarious Cold Commercial With Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig

Jacob Hall — Sun, 13 May 2012 16:24:41 +0000

If there’s one thing Saturday Night Live has been getting right for decades now, it’s commercial parodies. Cheesy cold commercials may be an easy target, but that doesn’t make this sketch starring Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig any less funny.

Beards Having Sex [VIDEO]

Angel — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:22:21 +0000

Here’s an excellent way to waste a full minute of your life today. Not much to say about this video, just watch, giggle, and get back to Facebooking on company time. All we can say, with 100-percent certainty, is that this is the most bizarre video of two beards having sex that you’ll see all [...]

Three Men Steal Penguin 'Hangover'-Style During Night of Drunken Hijinks

Jeremy Taylor — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:00:36 +0000

Three Welsh tourists in Australia had themselves quite a night last Saturday, which ended with a scenario fans of the movie ‘The Hangover’ will certainly recognize . After consuming a few too many adult beverages, the trio broke into the local Sea World and swam with the dolphins. The revelers claim things get hazy after that. So when they woke the next morning and a seven-year old fairy penguin named Dirk was in their room they say they had no idea how he got there.

Wisdom Teeth Wizard [VIDEO]

Angel — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:41:30 +0000

OK, I know this went viral a few days ago, but just in case you haven’t seen it yet, here ya go. Basically this teen girl gets her wisdom teeth taken out and is high as a dreadlocked stoner at a Cypress Hill concert on 4/20. She forgets whether or not she lives in America [...]