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A Very True Hot Pockets Song
If microwaves, sweat pants, s**tty vocals, even s**tier lyrics and Hot Pockets get you off, then you will most likely consider this porn.
Save Your Eyebrows and Propane – Hot Pockets Limited Edition
I think of myself as a pretty damn good grilling machine. Lets face it. It is probably one of the most primitive ways to cook. You take meat and put it over fire. "UGH! Me Man and Me Hungry!" It is easy. It all comes down to timing. You want your steak rare? It is one half of a beer per si…