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Save Your Eyebrows and Propane – Hot Pockets Limited Edition
I think of myself as a pretty damn good grilling machine. Lets face it. It is probably one of the most primitive ways to cook. You take meat and put it over fire. "UGH! Me Man and Me Hungry!" It is easy. It all comes down to timing. You want your steak rare? It is one half of a beer per side. Medium rare? One half beer per side while smoking a cigarette. Simple right? Well, for the grilling impaired, Hot Pockets has come out with some limited edition goodies that you will have to see to believe.