If you think we have had a unfavorable Summer this year. Drive east over the divide. It is as dry as "a popcorn fart." The further you go east the worse it gets. For the folks in the Midwest it is damn near apocalyptic. But as they say about the Great Plains, "It isn't hell, but you can see it from there." Check out the Onion's continued coverage of the Summer weather in the Midwest.