When was the last time you ordered a steak at a restaurant? How big was that steak? Maybe 10 ounces? Twenty ounces, perhaps?
Chances are, that might be the maximum.
I have heard many people in Missoula say the "Missoula is almost like a mini Portland, Oregon." I can see some of the similarities, but Missoula will never be as weird. In the following video, a man dressed in a kilt and a Darth Vader mask, rides a unicycle while playing the Star Wars theme on flaming bagpipes. Good luck seeing that kind of talent in "zoo town."