Cheech And Chong and their story of "Santa Claus and his old lady" is a touching tale about a bearded man, his wife and a bunch of little people who eat special brownies and fly all over the world delivering toys to kids.
Was Santa a little slower getting to your place this year? Turns out Amazon and UPS are not the only ones with slight delays. Santa got that Red Rider BB Gun for a good little boy or girl. What did he get in return? A pellet to the ass.
Ever wondered how Santa can go all over the world, carrying millions of dollars worth of merchandise in his ride, and not get robbed? Easy, he is packing heat. Check out Santa's arsenal and marksmanship skills.
Being a mall Santa has got to be a painful job. Just imagine the ear piercing screams and all the kids with their crap filled diapers. The only plus side, would have to be the people watching. Just as long as you don't pitch the "helper elf's" ass.
I have noticed the comments all over social media and even billboards. There is always someone bashing on Christmas not focusing enough on Jesus. People think we forgot what the holiday is about and choose to worship a fat guy in red pajamas.
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