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Babilina Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Babilina – a 26-year-old Brazilian who’s into tequila, whiskey, vodka, and sex – specifically in a car. She didn’t say anything about it being a rental, so we’re off to Hertz.
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KattyFox Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet KattyFox – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl from Colombia who loves Coke (the drinkable kind) and listening to M83, even though it makes her sad. She also enjoys watching A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Hmm, we smell a new reality show… Four-way of Love?
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Ginebra Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ginebra – a 23-year-old student from Argentina who loves Jack Daniel’s and surprises. Yet, she got pissed when we slipped some JD in her morning coffee. HYPOCRITE!
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Essence Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Essence – a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Indiana who’s into ballet, singing, acting, animals, and the great outdoors (not the movie, but the real deal). She loves being a total goof and can’t live without Pepsi. We smell an endorsement deal.
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Wit Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Wit, a SuicideGirl who loves kicking butt, Ghandi and keeping her fantasies secret. We’ll guess it’s kicking butt with Ghandi.
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Riae Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Riae – a 27-year-old SuicideGirl from Italy who’s into Hentai and loves all things Super Mario – Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Yoshi Island, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. We have our Toadstool costume around here somewhere.
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Tovi Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.
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Tourniquette Suicide — Today’s Suicidegirl
Meet Tourniquette – She’s in the business of Visual Merchandising Outsourcing and Industrial Design. Sounds confusing, doesn’t it? Well, one thing that’s not confusing is why we love that one of the things she cannot live without is her tongue piercing
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Dice – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Dice – a 23-year-old stoner who owns a massively expansive DVD collection and is into motorcycles, booty, playing the drums, and dead stuff – specifically zombies. She’s love us on Monday mornings – we’re the real life Walking Dead. She also has the perfect comeback for crappy pick up lines, “No Dice.”
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Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lass – a 20-year-old student from the UK who loves boobs, booze, and ballet. If she brings the rack, we’ve got a 30 pack and ‘Black Swan’ on Netflix.
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Blackberry Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.