Meet Damsel, a 24-year-old rapper who’s into good baby makin’ music, post-sex cuddling, nipple rings, dirty porn, and the Green Bay Packers. She spends most of her free time perving on hot naked girls. Hey! Us, too!
Meet Boomie, a 23 year old rockabilly tattoo artist who’s into toxic paint and spends most of her free time pretzeling her sweet woman. That’s salty.
Meet FerJenks, a SuicideGirl who owns her own lingerie shop. Bet that comes in handy.
Meet Kyoko, a 25 year old fitness instructor who’s into strange Japanese stuff, doing too much useless stuff on the internet, and pole dancing. Now, doing strange Japanese stuff while pole dancing on the internet – definitely NOT useless.
Meet Patton, a 24-year-old ‘metalhead’ who’s into math, science, monsters, madmen, and mayhem.
Meet Lumo, a “sample sized” South African SuicideGirl who’s into kung fu, freckles, Skyrim, the Watchmen, and ‘Game of Thrones’. She also likes to lick stubble. Did we mention we hate shaving? We hate shaving.
Meet Terrox, a 20-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into pot, pink stuff, panda videos, teens getting wasted, and after parties. We’ve got ‘pink slime’ and a live stream Panda Watch at the crib.
This morning, we featured Kemper as our SuicideGirl of the day. Then, 9Gag discovered her gorgeous Star Wars geekiness, causing millions of fanboy faces to match the color of her hair.
Meet Marlene, a 21 year old illustrator from France who’s into Russian, likes listening to Sigur Ros and Porterhead, and enjoys watching Sucker Punch.
Meet LikaLorelei, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who loves sushi, pizza, photography, Avenged Sevenfold, and Blow (the movie). Snap off some mental images of this goth goddess for later.
