Raise your hand if, when you're done showering, you just grab a towel dry off random parts of your body in a random order.
<raises hand>
Yeah, us too. Apparently you're doing it wrong and there is a "correct" way to dry yourself off.
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Police had surrounded his house in response to a report that Smith was armed with a gun as he was yelling at the contractors on his property. He said, "Yeah, I got this gun on me all the time. It’s tattooed on!"
Could it really be true? Could the ‘90s be coming back? According to a few celebrities it is. It seems that the staple footwear from the glorious grunge days is back. Timberland boots are back and tromping up and down Hollywood Boulevard.
Butt-dialing reveals the truth. It is the 21st century equivalent of a Freudian slip. In an unfortunate incident in Sanford, Fla., a Papa John's pizza delivery driver unknowingly called a customer and left a racist five-minute voicemail about him.
So this chick, Lisa Woodman of Worcester, West Midlands, has been banned from every club in her hometown for dressing too slutty. I didn't know you could dress too slutty.
This photo was snapped by a reader in his local NYC grocery store. It seems as though soup makers have decided to go after a very niche audience. In this case, they are really looking to appeal to the ‘slut’ demographic.