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Does El Chupacabra Live in the Forests of Montana?

Joy Larson — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:00:07 +0000

Have you ever heard of el chupacabra? It is a mysterious animal that sucks the blood out of livestock and goats. Its name actually means goat sucker. It cannot be confirmed if el chupacabra actually exists, but sightings of the creature have appeared from Mexico and the United States, to Russia and the Philippines. It has been described as a creature the size of a small bear with a row of spines going down its back.

Man Tries to Take a Kitten Into Florida Strip Club

Mike Adams — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:30:33 +0000

Evidently, it’s not cool to bring along cute and cuddly animals when going to a strip club. According to a press release issued by the Charlotte County Sheriff’s office, Everett Lages was arrested outside of the Emerald City strip club in Murdock, Florida after repeatedly calling 911 when the owner of the club refused to [...]

Granny's Skydiving Terror

Angel — Wed, 30 May 2012 15:31:38 +0000

You HAVE to see this video. Here’s the breakdown. 80-year-old Laverne of California wanted a little action and adventure for her 80th birthday. What she got was a skydiving trip that nearly killed her because she spazzed out and changed her mind at the last minute. Grandma actually slipped out of her harness after the [...]

Boy Gets Fish Stuck in Throat For 14 Hours

Jo Pincushion — Thu, 24 May 2012 21:30:30 +0000

Every once in awhile we stumble upon a story that make us go “Whaaaaaaaat?” This is one of those stories. We’ll do it again, since you missed it…”Whaaaaaaaaat?” 12-year-old Philip Muan of Rumah Endawie Nangka Jela Engkari, Malaysia had one of the worst fishing trips in the history of father and son bonding. Before we dive [...]

Naked Man Ties Himself To a Tree In Hopes Of Getting Sex

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 21 May 2012 20:30:11 +0000

Alan Petrusson wanted sex, but instead of begging like the rest of us, he tied himself naked and blindfolded to a tree in a park in Ramsey, Minnesota and waited for the sex to come to him. Brilliant. Why didn’t we think of that?!? Sadly, for the 50-year old, the police got to him first. Oh, [...]

'Tanning Mom' Patricia Krentcil Poses Braless For Paparazzi, Continues to Horrify Us [NSFW]

Mithun Divakaran — Fri, 18 May 2012 14:15:58 +0000

‘Tanning mom’ Patricia Krentcil has been in the news a lot for her antics and the paparazzi just seem to love her for the same. So when you are outside talking to paparazzi making it clear you’re not wearing a bra, chances are the paps are going to love you even more.

Here We Go Magic Pick Up a Hitchhiking John Waters

Joe Robinson — Thu, 17 May 2012 12:06:52 +0000

Rock bands encounter lots of bizarre things while traveling around in the trusty old van, but what Here We Go Magic crossed paths with Wednesday afternoon was truly shocking. Or, more precisely, who they crossed paths with. While driving through Ohio, the Brooklyn-based band picked up a hitchhiker that should be more than a little [...]

Evil Birthday Clown, Funny or Cruel? [POLL]

Angel — Mon, 14 May 2012 15:46:04 +0000

Clowns are flippin’ scary. With that said, imagine the terror your children would experience if you hired Dominic Deville, who prides himself on being the “Evil Birthday Clown”. For a fee, the Evil Clown will leave your birthday kid scary notes all week saying they are being watched and will be attacked when they least [...]

Dentist Faces Jail Time For Pulling Out All of Ex's Teeth

Mithun Divakaran — Tue, 01 May 2012 01:00:38 +0000

While breaking up with someone can be a nasty affair, not many lose this many teeth in the process. Unfortunately for Marek Olszewski, it was a foolish mistake to trust his dentist ex-girlfriend that cost him all 32 of his teeth. After setting an appointment with Anna Mackowiak (not the woman in the photo) – [...]

Beards Having Sex [VIDEO]

Angel — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:22:21 +0000

Here’s an excellent way to waste a full minute of your life today. Not much to say about this video, just watch, giggle, and get back to Facebooking on company time. All we can say, with 100-percent certainty, is that this is the most bizarre video of two beards having sex that you’ll see all [...]

Three Men Steal Penguin 'Hangover'-Style During Night of Drunken Hijinks

Jeremy Taylor — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:00:36 +0000

Three Welsh tourists in Australia had themselves quite a night last Saturday, which ended with a scenario fans of the movie ‘The Hangover’ will certainly recognize . After consuming a few too many adult beverages, the trio broke into the local Sea World and swam with the dolphins. The revelers claim things get hazy after that. So when they woke the next morning and a seven-year old fairy penguin named Dirk was in their room they say they had no idea how he got there.

Woman Injured Having Sex on the Job Gets Workman's Comp

Amy Sciarretto — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:13:16 +0000

Time to move to Australia and schlep our lives away as public servants or crocodile wrestlers. Why? Well, a judge decided that a woman who was injured having sex at an Australian motel while on a work trip is entitled to Workman’s Compensation. How do we get that deal, since the circumstances sound like grounds for a firing? Regardless, what kinda sex was she having that it caused injury? Sounds like kinky stuff.

Man Tries To Eat A Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon

Deanna Hart — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:48:56 +0000

Japanese website Rocket News decided to pay ¥7000 or $86.85 to add 1050 strips of bacon to a Whopper, then film a dude trying to pig it all down. There are many flaws with this plan, namely that Whopper is the size of a toddler, but the contender here is clearly not prepared for this particular undertaking

Holy Crap, Futurama's Tube Transports Will Soon Be Real

Patrick Bateman — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:33:56 +0000

Futurama originally hit boob tubes in 1999 and was set in the year 2999, but the tubes you see people and other species flying around in could be a reality sooner that we think. Evacuated Tube Transport is an airless, frictionless form of transportation which is safer, cheaper and quieter than trains or airplanes. Six-person [...]

Girlfriend's Boobs Exposed Hacker

Patrick Bateman — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 03:02:18 +0000

A girlfriend’s assets can be a blessing and a curse. Sometimes they can get you out of a ticket or cut the line at a club, other times they can instigate fights or, worse, expose the location of your criminal activities. Such is the case of Higinio Ochoa III, a 30 year old hacker from [...]

Non-Stop Butt Dialing Busts Car Thief

Mithun Divakaran — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:24:21 +0000

Police in Renton, Washington say a series of inadvertent phone calls to emergency dispatchers led them to suspected car thieves and the arrest of one man. With the suspect unaware the cell was on call, the receiver heard male voices discussing cars to steal in the Renton area. Unfortunately for the car thieves, the call [...]

Hundreds of Drunk Naked College Kids Trash a $280 Million Ferry

Patrick Bateman — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 02:01:42 +0000

A story like this only comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Picture a “ferry” filled to the brim with college kids getting absolutely hammered then stripping down to their birthday suits and just wreaking havoc. While terrified passengers took shelter in a secure room, kids from the University of Manchester and Manchester Metropolitan University ”smashed glasses and [...]

Google Augmented Reality Glasses Will Kill Us All

Patrick Bateman — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 03:10:24 +0000

Hot off their April Fools Joke about Google 8-Bit for Nintendo comes the media giant’s announcement they’re in the process of testing augmented reality glasses that make you feel like Iron Man or the Terminator and look like Levar Burton’s character in Star Trek .

'Vagine Cuisine' Is An Acquired Taste

Patrick Bateman — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 01:49:17 +0000

Most men think going down on a woman stinks. Literally. But, according to this commercial for a new groundbreaking product, “Going downtown has never been tastier.” The revolutionary new pill is designed to alter the taste of a woman’s downstairs parts to mimic those of foods men enjoy most. So far, it only comes in [...]

Man Jumps Out Of Space Capsule 13 Miles Above Earth

Joe Student — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 19:00:32 +0000

Last week, Red Bull-sponsored astronaut Felix Baumgartner jumped out of a space capsule 13 miles above the earth over Roswell, New Mexico and lived. Watch the video to see details of this amazing feat: The jump from 71,581 feet was a test for Baumgartner, 42, who wants to break the 51 year-old record of 102,000 [...]