If you thought this is the most un-natural looking creature living in New Jersey . . .

photo: Facebook/Real Housewives of New Jersey
photo: Facebook/Real Housewives of New Jersey
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You'd be wrong. I think this thing looks much worse:

photo: Facebook/GrindTV
photo: Facebook/GrindTV
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Not unlike a real housewife from New Jersey, no one is totally sure 1) what this thing is, and 2) where the hell it came from. What we do know is that someone caught it fishing in New Jersey. According to an article on GrindTV's Outdoor site, most experts figure it's a sea lamprey . . . a rather unfriendly creature that latches onto fish and eats them alive. I think it's the Toxic Avenger's penis. Whatever it is, it's gross. That is all.

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