Things You Got Stuck in Your Butt Last Year

Getting cotton from a Q-Tip stuck in your ear, a chicken bone caught in your throat, hell, even losing "pleasure balls" in your special lady area, all pretty reasonable. But an ice pick, shot glass and a Christmas bell stuck in the rectum? Now you're gettin' freaky.

To my great delight, Deadspin on The Concourse has released lists of items, separated by orifice, that actual humans had to visit a doctor to have removed from inside of them. Careful, the penis section is not for the weak of heart.