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Think Mom and Dad Got You A Puppy Because They Love You? Think Again.

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Just imagine: You’ve always wanted a dog. You bug your folks about getting one, they fight you on it, and then one day you arrive home, discovering a happy puppy in your living room. Yay!

Don’t get too happy. It’s quite possible ma & pa got you a special dog . . . like the kind trained to sniff out your stash. No kidding. Check out this story from Dallas, Texas.

It’s getting harder and harder to get away with ANYTHING now. Half the fun of being 17 is doing stupid s**t and seeing if you get away with it. Sometimes you do, sometimes you don’t. When you don’t, you learn, adapt, and hopefully get your act together. It’s bad enough mom and dad probably installed a security camera in your room & watch you watching porn (so THAT’S why mom knocks right before I head over to the sock drawer!), but bringing in a drug sniffing dog? That’s just a slacker option for parents too lazy to lift up your mattress :-)

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