This is Not a Blog Post About Justin Beiber Being a Douche

If one of our own left a strip club and got busted drag racing drunk at 4 a.m., we would likely stick up for him and demand his freedom. Say, like, if it were M. Shadows, Ivan Moody, Michael Poulsen, somebody awesome like that. But it's not. It's the Beibs.   So instead of ordering our "Free The Beibs" t-shirts, our reaction was to make this.

We'd also like to encourage strict punishment and deportation. This is all we could think of to say about the top story in our nation.