Top 5 Reasons I Heart YOU
Yep, I heart your face, but you should know that by now. There are a billion reasons to love you, I mean you're a dedicated, loyal Blaze listener, that alone makes me adore you. As the Program Director of this station, I spend a load of time trying to make it sound rad for you, and the fact that you appreciate that almost makes me want to hug you. Almost. But as you know, I have an aversion to hugs. But I do not have an aversion to you, I heart YOU, and here are just five reasons why.
You're down. Getting permanently tattooed for a chance to get backstage, you're down. Ass cheeks pierced together for concert tickets, you're down. Topless motorbike ride down Reserve for tickets you only half care about winning, you're down. Skipping work to hunt for free beer, you're down. Posting a half naked pic of your wife online in attempt to win prizes, you're down. Getting a broken nose in the pit just for fun, you're down. You're down like a clown, this is an important quality if we're gonna' spend another dozen years together.